Out of our many epic poop fiascoes, today we had one for the books. (Seriously… a story this good is going in!) We were at a cookout. Alex was being passed around among the ladies. Next thing I know, one of the ladies is telling me I need to take my baby… Like NOW! I grab from the gagging woman. He is literally dripping poo. Her dress is covered in baby waste. It took a massive wad of paper towels, nearly our entire supply of wipes, a blanket, a diaper, and one sacrificed baby outfit to clean up Alex. Thankfully, the woman had a change of clothes in the car. Once everyone was clean, we were all able to laugh about it. Thank you… complete stranger… for being so understanding.